Soft as a Baby's Butt

I found a recipe for a sugar scrub online today and decided that I had to try it out instead of working on homework.

I cut the recipe in half, mixing:
a little over 1 cup of regular granulated sugar
half a cup of olive oil (though any cooking or body oil should work)
and I squeezed 1/2 of a lemon (the actual recipe calls for 5 tablespoons of a citrus juice)
and then used it while shaving my legs. I shaved my legs first, then rubbed the scrub over them, rinsed it off, and shaved again to remove the dead skin loosened by the scrub. After that I ended up basically just taking a bath in the stuff, and then showering after to rinse off all of the scrub and leftover oil. Then I wandered around my apartment in my underwear to get all of my roommates to touch me, because let's be real, who wouldn't want to touch me now that I'm smooth as a new baby's ass, hmm?

It's seriously some great stuff, and it's the only real scrub I've ever tried so far so there's probably something better out there, but I'm loving this one so far!
Now I have to get to work; I have one four page paper due tomorrow, another paper due Thursday that I think has to be 3 pages, maybe? And one more four to five pager due on Monday but we can email it in by Friday if we want, which I do want to do because I'm going to be in Indiana all weekend so I don't want to have to worry about schoolwork! And in addition to all of those papers, I also have a math exam tomorrow!

Pray for me.